The Christmas of Random Island in the Arctic is a massive, safe nation, ruled by the people with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 1.681 billion comrades are prohibited from doing almost everything but make sure no one in government gets away with anything either.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northern economy, worth 182 trillion gold bars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,802 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The past is set in stone, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, Northern tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, and bad punctuation has come to a full stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Random Island in the Arctic's national animal is the arctic fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Deism.

Random Island in the Arctic is ranked 281,933^rd in the world and 190^th in Forest for Fattest Citizens, with 6.11 Obesity Rate.